"i believe all math stinks like a dirty sock" -Charity

I am... the house maid, the babysitter, the peacemaker, the cook, the drama queen, the girl to chill with, the shopping buddy, the listening ear, the pet caretaker, the pet groomer, the laundry lady, and the morning smile (depending on who and what wakes me).
On occasion, I'm also a nightmare, a crab and a hypocrite.. like today

"lets run away- go for thai and then hit the beach"

ha i'm a t-shirt bra type of girl doll. :-) but lets not go into details. the wrong ears might hear and think i'm of the devil